Believing or not believing in something sometimes sucks!!! As when we hear something we try to contradict that with the information that our Brain's 0.000001 GB database has.
Believe it or not:
Indians can also be punctual. Sometimes once a week, sometimes once a month.
Germans some times marry because government gives them lot of extra advantages which they don't get in live in relationship.
Germans think that Main language in India is "Indu" or "Indisch", they go crazy when they see 2 Indians talking in English and politely ask why you don't have the same mother tongue. (Ab Kaun samzhaye unko ki Language banane ka sabse bada theka Indians ne hi liya tha....)
In Germany the only people who are jealous of Indians are ...................................other Indians.
Be extremely careful when you pronounce U.S (United States), you might loose your job as your boss might hear U.S as "You ASS".
Onion and woman have only one thing in common: " both are the only things that can force a "MAN to CRY".
Only lazy people can be creative. Its simple logic...as lazy people are always busy discovering shortcuts to avoid labor.....So guys the Mantra for this century is "BLBC" (Be lazy be creative)
Some wise man have said : "Behind the success of every man there is a hand of woman" BUT i want to ask them...Why only Hand.....why not full woman...???????????
I tell you why..because when woman keep taking out money from their husbands/boyfriends pocket(by their hands), these poor guys are forced to work extra harder for their survival and hence making them successful.
Financial situation at the moment is so bad dat women are now marrying 4 luv...
The way Mumbai's Goverment hate Bihari's.....I am scared they will soon ban this bhajan ...............................Radhe Radhe Japo chale aayenge Bihariiiiiiiiiiii.
When a Indian girl comes to her Father and says, Papa I have a boyfriend- father asks to his daughter - whats your problem??? (why cant you stay single till we get you married),
In Western countries the father says the same to his daughter - whats your problem??? (he means, whats wrong with you?? why don't you have a boyfriend???).
To be continued...
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